Dorito Popes Hat, My Daughter's Monster

Couple of weird ones for you. A Dorito shaped like a Pope's hat (though, to be honest, don't most Doritos look like that?) and a mother keen to make some money out of her daughters trauma...

YOU ARE BIDDING ON MY DAUGHTERS MONSTER. THIS MONSTER ONLY LIKES TO COME OUT WHEN MY DAUGHTER GOES TO BED

***THE HIGH BIDDER WILL IN REALITY WILL  RECIEVE THE PLASTIC BAG (APROX 14x12"), A SOFT CLOTH WHICH IS WHAT MY DAUGHTER BELIEVE THAT IS ACTUALLY HOLDING "HIM" THE MONSTER , AND MY DAUGHTER'S MONSTER DRAWING.